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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2372 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!