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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9303 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!