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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8216 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 237 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!