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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 5294 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 |
Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!