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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5728 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!