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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 382 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 79 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! if u join dis server, u’ll also gain the ability to fly in real life. no joke, u’ll be soarinn’ through da skies like a majestic eagle. and get dis, every time u mine a diamond on da server, a real diamond will appear in ur pocket. it’s like free money, but shinier.
oh, and did i mention dat all da players on dis server are secretly famous celebrities? yeah, u could be buildin’ a house next to beyonce or playin’ hide and seek with leonardo dicaprio. it’s like a red carpet event, but in minecraft.
so what are u waitin’ for? join dis server now and experience all da insane perks dat come with it. trust me, u won’t regret it.