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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Astral Projections Made: 2 Emeralds Found: 8538
Elemental Crystals Collected: 48 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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