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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 5500 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | New Chunks Explored: | 896392 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
so, like, this server is totally epic, like, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down here. we got pigs flying, literally, like, they sprout wings and soar through the sky. and don’t even get me started on the llamas, they’re like secret agents or something, always plotting against the players.
and, like, the best part is the rare standoff with Russia over a downed passenger plane. it’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft. you gotta join to see how it all unfolds, it’s wild.
oh, and did i mention the diamond rain? yeah, sometimes the sky just starts raining diamonds, and everyone goes crazy trying to collect as many as they can. it’s chaos, but in a fun way.
so, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and will keep you on your toes, join us now. you won’t regret it, i promise.
