so, like, come join this epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a llama in a disco party! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe it!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!

and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!

so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Dragon Scales Harvested: 287 Love Letters Sent: 16
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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