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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 6366 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 2182 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers (or lack thereof)! Join us and experience the thrill of taking off your glasses before engaging in virtual blocky shenanigans.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears to players wearing glasses. Legend has it that if you keep your glasses on during a thunderstorm, the creeper will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a chest full of dirt blocks.
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge – wearing glasses while getting down and dirty in the pixelated world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
