PixelPensionPitfalls

PixelPensionPitfalls

Are you tired of boring old age creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never feel the effects of aging! Join us and experience the Fountain of Youth in the form of endless fun and excitement.

Our players in their 40s have discovered the secret to eternal youth – building pixelated castles, battling virtual dragons, and mining for diamonds all day long. Forget about wrinkles and grey hairs, on our server, the only thing aging is your character’s level!

So why wait until you’re in your 40s to realize the importance of staying young at heart? Join our server now and start your journey to immortality through the power of Minecraft. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have a diamond sword and a potion of eternal youth? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to eternal glory together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Mythical Swords Crafted: 41 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Infinity Stones Found: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Buildings Constructed: 16

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • FriendshipCraft SMP

    FriendshipCraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft? Want to spice up your virtual social life? Look no further than our wacky SMP server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or until someone steals your diamonds). Our server is like a virtual Tinder, but instead of swiping left or right, you’ll be mining, crafting, and building your way to forming new relationships.

    Forget about sliding into DMs, on our server, you’ll be sliding into lava pits and dodging creepers while trying to make new friends. Social media may have changed the way we connect with others, but nothing beats the thrill of teaming up with fellow players to take down the Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our SMP server today and let the virtual shenanigans begin! Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate while building a giant statue of a potato.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 140 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 8651
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3228

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyLaughter

    CraftyLaughter
    The best part of your day today will be joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that could mine blocks with just a single touch. Legend has it that this player became the richest miner in all of Minecraft land, building a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and riding a diamond-encrusted pig around town. So, if you want to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, then join our server today! Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret portal to a land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic stuff like the russian su-57 but with blocks instead of metal cuz that’s how we roll. we got crazy sanctions from the western players cuz they jealous of our mad building skills. so come on over and help us stick it to the man by building the most insane su-57 replica ever seen in minecraft history. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? join us now and let’s show those western players who’s boss in the world of blocks!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Potions Brewed: 137
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Plastic Baby Boom Server

    Plastic Baby Boom Server
    Yo, imagine a world where your Minecraft character can breathe in aerosolized plastics and have them show up in your baby Minecraft character’s tissues! That’s right, on our server, we take realism to a whole new level. Join now to experience the thrill of finding micro- and nanoplastics in your virtual offspring’s lung, liver, kidney, heart, and brain tissue. Don’t worry, we made sure to compare it to a control group with no plastics, just to really drive home how wild this experience is. So come on, join us and see just how crazy things can get in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! We don’t just have regular character trailers, we have Minecraft-style character trailers! Watch as Xilonen battles creepers and builds epic structures with nothing but her trusty pickaxe.

    But that’s not all! Our latest version update, “The Rainbow Destined to Burn,” will have you on the edge of your blocky seat as you uncover hidden treasures and face off against the most fearsome Ender Dragon you’ve ever seen.

    Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive Xilonen Web Event, where you can forge your own name and earn epic rewards. And don’t forget about our 4th Anniversary Web Event, “Starlight Reverie,” where you can party with all your blocky friends and dance the night away.

    Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – all ready to join you on your epic Minecraft adventures. And don’t miss out on our weapon banner, featuring the legendary Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song swords.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most outrageous, blocky adventures you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this block-tastic fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • /MC SMP/ – Mining Mayhem: Creeper Chaos

    /MC SMP/ – Mining Mayhem: Creeper Chaos
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for absolute DOOM and chaos!

    Become a Marvel hero in Minecraft and battle it out with Doctor Doom himself! Complete quests, check your stats, and shop till you drop at our insane marketplace.

    Need a break from all the action? Try out our LEGO XP AFK strategy for maximum gains. And don’t forget to level up your Season XP at a pace that will make your head spin!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and stop Doctor Doom in our epic “Day of Doom” event. Plus, get ready to race to the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island – it’s a blast!

    And if that’s not enough, Karol G will be bringing the rhythm to our Fortnite Festival! Get ready to dance your way to victory.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and explore the Lost Isles in LEGO Fortnite V31.20! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss. And remember, always thank the Bus Driver!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyCarCaper

    CraftyCarCaper
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend stealing my car while I was high on edibles? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning reality. We promise not to steal your virtual car, but we can’t guarantee that your friends won’t try to grief your build while you’re not looking. With insane stories like this happening in real life, just imagine the chaos that awaits you in our virtual world. So come join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8639 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Ether Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PetPals SMP: Best Pet Memories

    PetPals SMP: Best Pet Memories
    Join our Minecraft SMP and create even more epic memories with your virtual pets! Our server is filled with magical creatures that you can tame and ride into battle against other players. Imagine riding a giant chicken into a PvP match and squawking your way to victory! Plus, our pet grooming station allows you to give your pets stylish makeovers, from rainbow fur to diamond-studded collars. So come join us and make memories that will have you laughing for days!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PixelatedRevolution

    PixelatedRevolution
    Imagine a world where you could join a Minecraft server that is so epic, it would make your 10-year-ago self’s head explode! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined this server and found a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below.

    But that’s not all! This server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. You haven’t lived until you’ve partied with the undead.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and experience the unimaginable! Your 10-year-ago self would never believe it, but here you are, living the dream.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 38 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Potions Brewed: 47 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Emeralds Found: 7191 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • PastorPimpSenatorPHL

    PastorPimpSenatorPHL
    so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server run by a pastor who got caught for sex trafficking in the US but now he’s like running for senator in the Philippines? yeah, that’s the kind of wild ride you can expect on our server! join us for some crazy adventures, where anything can happen, from building epic structures to uncovering scandalous secrets. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of the blocky world! come join us and see where the madness takes you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • JujutsuCraft: Where you can punch your friends and cast spells while arguing over who gets the last diamond

    JujutsuCraft: Where you can punch your friends and cast spells while arguing over who gets the last diamond

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Custom addon updates
    Cursed Energy and Cursed Technique infusion
    Vessel system
    Traits systems
    Rebirth system
    RolePlay events
    Building contests

    FAQ

    Q: What is the theme of the Minecraft server?

    A: The server is based on the Jujutsu Kaisen World.

    Q: What updates are the owners and admins working on?

    A: They are coding a custom addon for updates and custom suggestions from players, such as Cursed Energy and Cursed Technique infusion into items, Vessel system for fusing techniques, Traits system for buffs/debuffs, and Rebirth system for domain upgrades.

    Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

    A: RolePlay events including faction pvp, duels, and base raiding, as well as building contests and educational events on the modpack.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Feel free to join and ask questions on their Discord server: https://discord.gg/68ZkghPTyV

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Bocchi si C++ Minecraft SMP

    Bocchi si C++ Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

    But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

    So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Chimeras Created: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • NoSpeakerPhoneLDR

    NoSpeakerPhoneLDR
    Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t be put on speakerphone during your virtual dates! No more awkward conversations with your partner’s family while you’re just trying to have a private chat. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your phone etiquette woes, our community is here to support you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom to text with multiple times a week! Join now and say goodbye to speakerphone drama!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Runes Activated: 3
    Dimension Hops: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • NostalgicCraft SMP

    NostalgicCraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally punched a creeper into your friend’s house and blew it up? Or when you tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up plummeting to your doom instead? Join our Minecraft SMP for a trip down memory lane filled with chaos, laughter, and epic fails! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, our server is the perfect place to relive those moments that always make you nostalgic. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable memories!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 261
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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