PixelPensionPitfalls

PixelPensionPitfalls

Are you tired of boring old age creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never feel the effects of aging! Join us and experience the Fountain of Youth in the form of endless fun and excitement.

Our players in their 40s have discovered the secret to eternal youth – building pixelated castles, battling virtual dragons, and mining for diamonds all day long. Forget about wrinkles and grey hairs, on our server, the only thing aging is your character’s level!

So why wait until you’re in your 40s to realize the importance of staying young at heart? Join our server now and start your journey to immortality through the power of Minecraft. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have a diamond sword and a potion of eternal youth? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to eternal glory together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Zombie Dances: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 6
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 30

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MineCraftyCompliments

    MineCraftyCompliments
    Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re smart” or “you’re funny”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tells you that your block placement skills are so on point, they should be studied by NASA for their next space mission. That’s the kind of praise you can expect on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and absurd accolades. Who knows, you might even be dubbed the King or Queen of Blocksville by the end of the day!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Placenta Pub Crawl Server

    Placenta Pub Crawl Server
    so, like, imagine this, right? what if i told you there’s this totally crazy minecraft server where the placenta of mice is like, all messed up from rapid alcohol exposure in early pregnancy? like, the genes are all changing and the DNA is like, flipping switches and stuff. it’s like a wild party in the placenta, man.

    if you wanna see some real epigenetic shenanigans and witness gene expression going haywire, you gotta join this server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before in minecraft. plus, the mice are super chill and love to build epic structures out of cheese blocks.

    so come on, join the madness and experience the wildest genetic ride of your life. who knew a placenta could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Emeralds Found: 1814
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

    MMG, also known as Maybach Music Group, is an American record label founded by rapper Rick Ross in 2009. The label has gained notable success in the hip-hop industry, signing artists such as Meek Mill, Wale, and French Montana. MMG is known for their signature sound, luxurious brand image, and collaborations with other prominent artists in the music industry. With several hit albums and successful singles under their belt, MMG continues to be a prominent force in the world of hip-hop.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server
    The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Vortex Fries: Where the only thing modded is the condiments! No Discord just ketchup!

    Vortex Fries: Where the only thing modded is the condiments! No Discord just ketchup!
    Server Information
    Server Name: Vortex Skies
    Server IP: vortexskies.serverminer.com
    Modpack: SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4
    Discord: Join our Discord

    Overview

    Looking to dive into a fresh modded Minecraft experience? Vortex Skies has just launched and we’re opening the doors for new players! Whether you’re an experienced modded Minecraft pro or just starting your SkyFactory journey, there’s a place for you in our skies.

    What We Offer:

    • 🌟 Brand New World: Our SkyFactory 4 server just launched, giving everyone a fresh start.
    • 🤖 Modded Gameplay: Enjoy the unique twists and challenges that come with SkyFactory 4.
    • ✨ Active, Welcoming Community: Meet like-minded builders, share ideas, and collaborate on exciting projects.
    • 🏆 Challenges & Events: Participate in server-wide goals and competitions.

    How to Join:

    1. Download SkyFactory 4 via CurseForge or any other supported launcher.
    2. Add our server IP to your Minecraft client.
    3. Join the fun and start your adventure!

    FAQ

    Q: What is the server IP for Vortex Skies?

    A: The server IP is vortexskies.serverminer.com

    Q: What version of SkyFactory is the server running?

    A: The server is running SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4

    Q: How can I join the Discord server for Vortex Skies?

    A: You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

    Q: What can I expect from the Vortex Skies community?

    A: The community is active, welcoming, and open to collaboration on various projects.

    Q: Are there any challenges or events on the server?

    A: Yes, we plan community events, contests, and challenges from time to time with possible rewards.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9539 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server

    Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like everything is falling apart around you in Minecraft? Join our server and let our friendly brainworm guide you through the chaos! With its soothing voice and wise advice, you’ll never feel overwhelmed again. Plus, who wouldn’t want a brainworm as a best friend? Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP

    Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Americans literally dumping Bitcoin to pay pumping companies to unflood their basements! Yes, you heard that right – forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, here you can witness the wild world of cryptocurrency meets home maintenance. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret Bitcoin stash hidden in a flooded basement…or maybe just a bunch of soggy redstone. Either way, it’s sure to be a hilarious adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 283 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BedroomBanishmentCraft

    BedroomBanishmentCraft
    Are you tired of your partner waking you up in the middle of the night to brush his teeth? Do you have a baby who also gets disturbed by his nighttime dental hygiene routine? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

    Join our server and kick your husband out of the virtual bedroom instead! We have spare rooms where he can sleep peacefully while you build and explore without any disturbances. No more waking up to the sound of tooth brushing, just pure gaming bliss.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a tooth fairy who will grant you wishes in exchange for dental hygiene products. So stock up on toothpaste and floss, because you never know when you might need to make a deal with the mystical tooth fairy.

    Join now for a toothbrush-free gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP

    GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is gold that comes out of your… well, you know where! Imagine the possibilities of building your empire with your golden showers of wealth. No need to worry about pesky mobs or resource gathering when you can just make it rain gold everywhere you go. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who needs children when you can have a golden empire instead? It’s a win-win situation! So come on, join us and start making it rain… gold!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Ores Mined: 4512
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyRedditFAQs

    CraftyRedditFAQs
    Tired of seeing the same old questions on AskReddit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the repetitive cycle of boredom! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers dance to dubstep. You’ll never have to answer “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in public?” ever again because on our server, the weirdest thing you’ll see is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. So why settle for mundane questions when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 868781 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival

    RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival
    lolz come join dis server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab!

    we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. and if u think u can take them on, then come and try your luck, but be warned, they don’t cluck around!

    we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, where the walls are frosting and the floors are sprinkles. if u can find your way out, u get a special prize – a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies you around the server!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Ribbed Dome Craft

    Ribbed Dome Craft
    so liek, imagine a world where u can build the most epic structures with ribs and vaults and stuff. we got scientists on this server, man, they’re like geniuses or something. they’re all about nature and patterns and making ur builds strong and beautiful.

    u gotta join this server, dude. it’s like the wild west but with blocks. we’re all about unleashing ur creativity and making ur buildings stand out from the rest. forget about boring old buildings, we’re all about that futuristic, nature-inspired vibe.

    come hang with us and build the craziest stuff u can imagine. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Alien Abductions: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

    Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

    Vibe Time Minecraft Server

    Server Type Vanilla
    Version Java 1.21
    Duration 4 months

    Overview:

    Vibe Time is a smaller vanilla community server that has been operating for around four months on Java 1.21. We’re looking for anyone who can dedicate some time to our server and hopefully be open to making some new friends. The server is focused on social and creative aspects of Minecraft with a slower paced gameplay.

    Current world status: The world has been open for four months, with the ender dragon recently beaten. The server has no plans to reset the world in the future.

    Economy and features: The diamond-based economy will be established with a shopping district near spawn. Events with rewards are held occasionally, and plans for a system beyond maximum enchantments are in progress.

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Join the Discord server and fill out the application form provided by Nonectwi.
    Is the server purely vanilla? Yes, the server is vanilla with some additional features planned.
    Are there any plans for world resets? No, there are no plans to reset the current world.
    How often are events held on the server? Events are held occasionally, but frequency may vary depending on the season.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no anime vibes? Look no further, because our server is anime-only baby! That’s right, no pesky non-anime content allowed here. Join us for epic adventures in a world where every block is kawaii and every mob is straight out of your favorite anime. Who needs episode 2 of that new season when you can create your own anime storyline in Minecraft? So grab your waifu pillow and join us for some otaku-tastic fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • L e o n M i n e c r a f t S M P

    L e o n  M i n e c r a f t  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

    Imagine a world where Leon didn’t die and instead started a strange “Father and Daughter” relationship with Matilde…oh wait, that’s just our server’s lore! Who knows, maybe they’ll even end up getting married in-game! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky community.

    Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to navigate the crazy relationships and storylines that our players come up with. Will you be the one to break up the star-crossed lovers or will you join forces with them to create the ultimate power couple?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even end up becoming the server’s resident drama llama!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 4704
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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