PixelPenisCheaterCraft

ACCUSATION, BETRAYAL, BLONDE, Cheating, Communication, doubt, fidelity, hair, Honesty, Infidelity, long term relationship, Marriage, marriage problems, penis, PixelPenisCheaterCraft, relationship, suspicion, Trust, trust issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll discover more twists and turns than a hair wrapped around a Dyson Airwrap! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and maybe even a few blonde hairs along the way.

Ever wondered what it’s like to uncover a long blonde hair wrapped around your virtual blocky penis? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Dive into the world of pixelated drama and questionable explanations as you navigate through the tangled web of relationships and laundry mishaps.

Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret blonde hair conspiracy that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to unravel the mystery of the elusive blonde hair bandit.

Don’t be like the husband in this story, denying the undeniable. Embrace the chaos and absurdity of our server, where the only thing wrapped around your pixelated penis is pure, unadulterated fun. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5208

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mines Excavated:	3378	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mines Excavated:	4525	Ores Mined:	954
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Void Armor Forged:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Towns Built:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Astral Projections Made:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Farms Harvested:	852

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.