Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll discover more twists and turns than a hair wrapped around a Dyson Airwrap! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and maybe even a few blonde hairs along the way.

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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 8573 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • UnitMC

    UnitMC

    Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 15

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • DoonPlex

    DoonPlex

    Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 36 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Globecraft

    Globecraft

    PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • VanillaHub

    VanillaHub

    1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! ​https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • PokeRetreat

    PokeRetreat

    IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • RawMinecraft 2.0

    RawMinecraft 2.0

    [email protected].

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • VortexNetwork

    VortexNetwork

    Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Farms Harvested: 533 Potions Brewed: 148
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • RTVCRAFT

    RTVCRAFT

    Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Alternative World

    Alternative World

    Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Farms Harvested: 566 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • SweetPea Middle School

    SweetPea Middle School

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

    CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

    Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Runes Activated: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • FriendlyCraft

    FriendlyCraft

    We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • FaeTalesMC

    FaeTalesMC

    Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 31 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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