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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 9800 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2861 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who only reveal themselves to the most skilled players. Will you be the chosen one?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will make rubbing alcohol on your penis shaft seem like child’s play.