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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 581 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).
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