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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 152 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3762 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).
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