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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5621 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who only reveal themselves to the most skilled players. Will you be the chosen one?
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