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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 4112 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 23 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
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