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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 8732 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 1648 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).
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