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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9320 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).
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