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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 3897 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9396 | Farms Harvested: | 397 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
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