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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 2547 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 7953 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).
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