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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 183 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
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