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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 3572 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
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