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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 4300 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
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