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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1791 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5290 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who only reveal themselves to the most skilled players. Will you be the chosen one?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will make rubbing alcohol on your penis shaft seem like child’s play.