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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 8210 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Ores Mined: | 3388 |
Crops Grown: | 6615 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).
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