Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Servers

  • PrimordialMC

    PrimordialMC

    PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Animals Bred: 30

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Beacoland Survival

    Beacoland Survival

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Mines Excavated: 2848 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CubedMC

    CubedMC

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Animals Bred: 75 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 67 Falling into the Void: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • SkyMata

    SkyMata

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 8791
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Emeralds Found: 8729
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Ores Mined: 4647

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Farms Harvested: 404 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2841

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Zombie Dances: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Runes Activated: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SuperSMP

    SuperSMP

    welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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