Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 45 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
New Chunks Explored: 982704 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Servers

  • EarthPol

    EarthPol

    EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

    EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 497 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Animals Bred: 117 Falling into the Void: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Emeralds Found: 3005
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oasis Hub

    Oasis Hub

    Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Dimension Hops: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tunes Craft

    Tunes Craft

    Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OpasMC

    OpasMC

    OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

    English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Farms Harvested: 193
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bartol SMP

    Bartol SMP

    Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

    On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

    If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

    The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9879

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Oholei Torah Chai

    Oholei Torah Chai

    Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

    Gamemodes & minigames:

    Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Buildings Constructed: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Corvid Crossing

    Corvid Crossing

    A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • HeartGoldMC

    HeartGoldMC

    Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PitSim

    PitSim

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 48
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoRules Network

    NoRules Network

    NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

    – Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

    Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

    Join now! play.norules.wtf

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Everlands

    Everlands

    Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ExtractMC

    ExtractMC

    A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JailsMC

    JailsMC

    JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

    We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Ores Mined: 5306

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JustBox

    JustBox

    JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1821 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EleriumMC

    EleriumMC

    Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Star Shards Collected: 82 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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