Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 67 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Oranges Prison life

    Oranges Prison life

    Orange’s Prison Life is a prison based around working and building your way to the top. Once a prisoner has proven themselves capable of living a decent life outside of prison bars, they may set themselves free. We are a non-op, economy-based server. Once free, join a clan or make your own. Build vast clan bases and protect them.. Gather resources, trade with players, and make a name for yourself. Being a hardcore, non-op classic prison server, your items are precious and hard-earned. PvP is around every corner, so you’ll continuously need to watch your back for players trying to steal your items. Our community originally opened back in 2011, and we again re-launched just this past month. Many of our original community is still playing today, but we’d love to expand and reach brand new players too. We’ve actively been working on lots of exciting new content and can’t wait to release it for all to enjoy. Come check us out – we’d love to have you!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • FatDog Minecraft

    FatDog Minecraft

    FDMC Cauac is a Minecraft survival mode (SMP) Rated R (+18) game-world which is built, maintained, destroyed, and managed by the players themselves, in every aspect. Within the confines of the game, you, as a player, have total freedom to do as you wish and choose your own path, in any way.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • ShadyCraft

    ShadyCraft

    Faction/Economy Server with a twist of fun! Join today for your new favorite friendly server! Invite your friends for a relaxing enjoyable time to hang out with others!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Villages Defended: 18
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Mob Arenas

    Mob Arenas

    Come join us at MobArenas, the #1 MobArenas server. Battle waves of mobs collecting points along the way. Spend those points to purchase and upgrade kits. Create parties with friends and share exp using our unique social features. Our servers are online 24/7 and updated weekly with new content. Follow us on twitter @MobArenas and visit our website www.mobarenas.com to keep updated!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • DangerSb (beta)

    DangerSb (beta)

    TakenBlock Season 3 is Live! with tons of awesome features with an awesome sky-block server to go with it /warp pvp to fight!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • simpvp.net

    simpvp.net

    simpvp.net is an all-out anarchy server. We have only one (enforced) rule, and that is simply: No cheating. Which includes all forms of flymods, xray, spamming and so on. Scamming, embezzling, backstabbing, and everything of the like is completely allowed. While it is all allowed, you have to do it all on your own, every player is expected to be capable of defending themselves and gathering necessary items all on their own. Everything (except spawn) is player made, admins will only intervene with cheaters.

    The server is hosted in France, and although we don’t force people to speak English, it is an English server.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Wild West Frontier

    Wild West Frontier

    Welcome to the Wild West Frontier! A friendly community where there’s always fun to be had, whether it be farming crop for a few coins or diving headfirst into the bandit underbelly. All ages welcome.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Terramining II

    Terramining II

    Welcome to an amazing survival server • 24/7 • No Whitelist • Dedicated Staff • Awsome Plugins • No Lag • No Whitelist • Factions PvP • Simple and Easy Home and Chest Protection • Wild Build zones • Anti-Grief • Shops • Anti hacking

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • crafties smp

    crafties smp

    a smp server for max 20 players we have good spawn and builds join now for some stuff maybe we will meet sometime no rules directly

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MegaCraft Network

    MegaCraft Network

    Welcome to MegaCraft Network, a community-driven server that seeks to separate itself from the rest!

    Server Features Creative: ► WorldEdit and VoxelSniper ► Build Ranks RolePlay SkyBlock: ► Ore Generator ► Custom Islands Prison: ► Custom Enchants ► Tons of Unique Features Visit out Website: https://mc-mega.com Join Our Teamspeak: ts.mc-mega.com

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • UnderLands

    UnderLands

    Hello, This is a new server that is still in development and needs testers to try out the plugins. If you would like to make a free server, then go on aternos for free and create a Minecraft server that accually works!

    From Inforty

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Pwn9 YASMP

    Pwn9 YASMP

    We are a fusion of PvP and Survival, with old-style (1.8) combat mechanics. It is open land of fighting, hiding, building underground, defending your territory or being a raider of other’s lands.

    You decide if you want to be the hated griefer or try to exist in the distant regions far away from SpawnCity living a peaceful life with a couple of friends.

    What do you want to brag about? Your KDR? Best shop? Best build? Richest in the land? It’s all yours for the taking.

    With an outstanding overall uptime and a professional staff from Pwn9 – A gaming community specializing in game hosting for over 15 years – YASMP is truly the essence of the Minecraft experience. We’ve removed fluff and brought Minecraft down to its essence: PvP and community. Once you play here you’ll feel like you’re right at home.

    Other Important Info: – We are a bit lax about language, but if you get extreme, our active moderation staff will take appropriate action. – Our server is a No Cheat server with mods to prevent many known cheats and an alert staff to find all the others. Play the game without fear of others using exploits and hacks to their advantage. – Cutting Edge, Professionally Administered, and Professionally Hosted. – Since we are a part of the pwn9 community there are other games that we support that you can join in on as well such as: Rust, Overwatch, Guildwars 2, Counter Strike: Source, Starcraft 2, Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory and more!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Survival U Kamioka

    Survival U Kamioka

    New server I recommend 10/10 the server is good and has a very nice dungeon spawn very beautiful greetings kamiok have fun playing::::DDDDDDDD Wishes Kamiok naura

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • ExodusCraft

    ExodusCraft

    A plot/ranks/survival server!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • oter SMP

    oter SMP

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    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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