Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 6354 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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