Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Towns Built: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 17
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
New Chunks Explored: 191616 Dragon Scales Harvested: 334
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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