Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Wilderness Tamed: 17
Dragon Eggs Found: 5508 Runes Activated: 6
Gods Slained: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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