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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7419 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes or ride on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. And don’t worry about getting lost in our massive world – we have a team of trained llamas ready to guide you to safety.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a stray creeper). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing Solitaire.