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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 1781 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
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if u join dis server, u gonna be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. we got dungeons filled with treasure, dragons to slay, and a secret underground lair where we keep all the cookies.
but wait, there’s more! we also have a petting zoo with llamas, pandas, and even a polar bear that knows how to play the guitar. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a minecart and ride around our massive rollercoaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mushrooms.
so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a legend in the far future. people will be talking about ur epic adventures for centuries to come.
