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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 4376 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 15 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
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if u join dis server, u gonna be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. we got dungeons filled with treasure, dragons to slay, and a secret underground lair where we keep all the cookies.
but wait, there’s more! we also have a petting zoo with llamas, pandas, and even a polar bear that knows how to play the guitar. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a minecart and ride around our massive rollercoaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mushrooms.
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