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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 4320 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies.
oh, and get this, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a superhero with just a flick of his wand. he once battled a giant spider with nothing but a pickaxe and a block of cheese. true story, bro.
plus, we have, like, secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and golden apples. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of talking cows and dancing creepers. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision of your life.
