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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 5615 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Farms Harvested: | 994 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies.
oh, and get this, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a superhero with just a flick of his wand. he once battled a giant spider with nothing but a pickaxe and a block of cheese. true story, bro.
plus, we have, like, secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and golden apples. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of talking cows and dancing creepers. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision of your life.
