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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9356 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Emeralds Found: | 2652 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies.
oh, and get this, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a superhero with just a flick of his wand. he once battled a giant spider with nothing but a pickaxe and a block of cheese. true story, bro.
plus, we have, like, secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and golden apples. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of talking cows and dancing creepers. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision of your life.
