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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5938 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 254 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 163 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies.
oh, and get this, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a superhero with just a flick of his wand. he once battled a giant spider with nothing but a pickaxe and a block of cheese. true story, bro.
plus, we have, like, secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and golden apples. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of talking cows and dancing creepers. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision of your life.
