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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 2955 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 49358 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 132 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies.
oh, and get this, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a superhero with just a flick of his wand. he once battled a giant spider with nothing but a pickaxe and a block of cheese. true story, bro.
plus, we have, like, secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and golden apples. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of talking cows and dancing creepers. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision of your life.
