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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 9409 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 1375 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 201586 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5748 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies.
oh, and get this, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a superhero with just a flick of his wand. he once battled a giant spider with nothing but a pickaxe and a block of cheese. true story, bro.
plus, we have, like, secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and golden apples. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of talking cows and dancing creepers. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision of your life.
