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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4327 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 258 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies.
oh, and get this, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a superhero with just a flick of his wand. he once battled a giant spider with nothing but a pickaxe and a block of cheese. true story, bro.
plus, we have, like, secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and golden apples. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of talking cows and dancing creepers. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision of your life.
