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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 2051 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies.
oh, and get this, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a superhero with just a flick of his wand. he once battled a giant spider with nothing but a pickaxe and a block of cheese. true story, bro.
plus, we have, like, secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and golden apples. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of talking cows and dancing creepers. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision of your life.
