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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 7227 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 2104 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
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