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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 4768 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
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