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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Ores Mined: 6513
Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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