Are you tired of modern windows updates making your computer worse with each download? Is Linux still a pile of poop for desktop usage? And don’t even get us started on Mac being a total joke! Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our Minecraft server, we have the technology to build a time machine and go back to a simpler time when computers actually worked properly! Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure through time and space as we navigate through the chaos of outdated technology and ridiculous software updates. Who needs modern technology when you can have a time machine in Minecraft?! Join us now and let’s go back to the good ol’ days!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Emeralds Found: 8598
Enchantments Applied: 120 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 20
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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