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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Void Armor Forged: 21
Magic Crystals Found: 15 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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